he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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