So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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