Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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