I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
