what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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