If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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