its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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