Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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