She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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