I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Less talking, more tequila
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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