so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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