We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My vagina is officially offended.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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