He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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