she looked like the before picture.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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