its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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