We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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