In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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