i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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