Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do vagina's smell?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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