Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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