What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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