I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
