Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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