Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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