So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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