Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
