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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
