Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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