No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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