Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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