Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
