This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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