Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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