Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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