his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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