So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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