where am i from again
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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