You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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