also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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