I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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