I'm eating all of the evidence.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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