I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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