Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I understand Curling. That high.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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