wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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