Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
