If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
handjob tips. give me some.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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