What a fucking waste of an outfit
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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