Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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