I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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