But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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