the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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