It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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