what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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