i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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