Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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