you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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