The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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